How to make a man go crazy … :P

This is a good one

 

 How: Memorize these quotations:
1. “A man in my position can’t afford to be made to look ridiculous.”
2. “In my home! In my bedroom! Where my wife sleeps! Where my children come and play with their toys!”
3. “Fredo, you’re my older brother, and I love you. But don’t ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever.”
4. “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

 

-umair