Umair

… has very very beautiful poetry.

Don’t Be Jealous!!

When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it’s sex. When you have both it’s health.

Girls_Destroyed++

Look at what Farah has to say about guys:

http://www.noisythinking.com/2008/05/05/99-secrets-girls-have-to-know-about-guys/

This is a good one

 How: Memorize these quotations:
1. “A man in my position can’t afford to be made to look ridiculous.”
2. “In my home! In my bedroom! Where my wife sleeps! Where my children come and play with their toys!”
3. “Fredo, you’re my older brother, and I love you. But don’t ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever.”
4. “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

 

-umair

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-umair

Look what those bastards are saying at msn.com today ….

Hollywood brings war at home … ???
Fuckos …. You are still thinking about ‘are you fucking ready’ … Bullshits … You have already invaded a country and killed thousands … Shit-heads next time you should be ready before hand … Bastards … @#$%^&& Fukcers….

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