Day
May 20, 2008
Every day is similar in my life now
With whom you would like to make love first time?
May 15, 2008
Question is straight and simple… answer it … 
Blogs
April 16, 2008
How strange it is … after few decades internet would have complete history of several people’s lives in the form of blogs … do you think it would be of any interest whatsoever for any one living at that time …?
-umair
Democracy
April 15, 2008
You have to kill him or convince him otherwise, thts the hassel with the democracy
quotation from some movie
-umair
Orkut and Facebook!
April 12, 2008
They are loosing there charm … am i right ? or am i just getting old ?
-umair
How to make a man go crazy … :P
April 10, 2008
How: Memorize these quotations:
1. “A man in my position can’t afford to be made to look ridiculous.”
2. “In my home! In my bedroom! Where my wife sleeps! Where my children come and play with their toys!”
3. “Fredo, you’re my older brother, and I love you. But don’t ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever.”
4. “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
-umair
NOTHING …
April 1, 2008
I have so much to say today …
But i won’t. You know why ? Because some times you mean to say something and say some thing else …
and worse than this … you say what you want to say … but it got misinterpreted …
so i won’t say any thing …
nah …
i am chup!!
not a word …
NOTHING …
-umair
How to join Pakistan Army
March 27, 2008
Hundreds of people are coming to this blog searching for Pakistan Army and as you may or may not now me being not a great fan of recent army actions … it is quite surprising for me …
-umair
Urgent Requirement!
March 18, 2008
I need prayers …
-umair
Fucked UP!
March 10, 2008
I am fucked up!
-umair
Please read this …
February 23, 2008
post removed…
-umair
